Quotations from President Barack Obama

The People Say No to the Traitor Krugman

Experience has proven that the deadliest foe to the people’s struggle has come from wreckers and traitors from within the ranks of the people themselves. Before the accession to power, these freaks and monsters hide within the ranks of the progressive classes. After the great victory, they rise up and bare their fangs, seeking to poison the people in the service of their real masters, the oppressors. So it is again with the reactionary rebellion of Paul Krugman.

No Krugman! The people will never allow you to overthrow our glorious leader! Your failure to acknowledge the greatness of the leader exposes you as a servant of the oppressors and criminals. The people have chosen their leader, and the people will strike back against your lies. Dissenting against the will of the leader reveals you to be morally equal to the oppositionists and their banker and exploiter allies. As such we will struggle against you resolutely until the leader’s victory is complete.